FOR BAD BEHAVIOR AND ALLEGED CRIMES AGAINST HIGH SOCIETY

Humphrey, son of a prominent purebred family with close ties to the political elite and other wannabes, escaped custody after being charged with trafficking Colombian catnip and selling knockoff designer chew toys.

A reported trouble maker, Humphrey has refused to lift his tail and nose at family sponsored society events, preferring instead to sniff the hired help.

In a recent article in Play Pooch Magazine, Humphrey provided this telling quote: “I want to hang with the mixed breeds and mutts... drink draft beer from my bowl... listen to The Rolling Bones... and jump that foxy poodle lab mix who hangs on 13th Street...”

Suspect was last seen lifting his leg on a floral arrangement at the "Pooches for Profit" foundation dinner. When confronted, he clawed the diamond studded collar from his neck and as he fled he was heard howling, "Sex, bones and rock and roll...I am not Humphrey...I am Hump."